Viva Las Vegas
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Tomorrow, hubs and I are dumping the kids at Grandma's and high-tailing it to Las Vegas. That's us in the picture up there, that's what we look like when our kids aren't around. We're celebrating an anniversary and my 35th(ugh) birthday just the two of us. I am leaving the machine at home to focus on my man and my money, woohoo nickel slots here comes momma, she's a high rolla.If you experience serious missmes, you can amuse yourself with some of my hardly read pieces from the early days(yeah, May of this year when I started).
This is the first thing I did that got negative feedback, I dissed a lady buying a $15,000 purse and she wrote back pretending to be other people but I could tell it was her because of the URL and it made me laugh, ha!
This is a piece I wrote about a hairy check bouncing client, she was yucky.
This is a piece I wrote on the myth of the feminine mystique where unlike Betty Friedan, I use variants of the word fuck several times. I was ranting, what can I say.
And this is one of my favorites about why nerds are the shizzle. And as a white, middleclass, 35 year old(almost)female, I have clearly identified myself in the nerd group by my use of shizzle.
So amuse yourself until I return Monday and if you've already read all of these then that means you went through my archives, bless you and if I strike it big in Vegas, I'll bring you something back. See you Monday.
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Win big and bring something back for me! I've read all of these because I found you before you wrote most of these--imagine!
Congrats on your anniversary and bday! I was going to find you a site on why turning 35 is fabulous, but there were so many I couldn't choose! http://preview.tinyurl.com/hollashizzle35
I hope those nickels win you a fortune! Damn I wish I was going to Vegas. Luuuuuuuucky. Will definitely check out those jewels as I haven´t had time to go through your archives. Thanks for the reading material.
I loved your husband/wife performance reviews.
If my wife and I try that it would sound something like this ...
Her: I don't like it when you fart under the covers at night.
But ...
I like it when you remember to take your Beano.
Me: I don't like that I'm up all night with your snoring so I know you're not awake to be hearing or smelling my farts.
But ...
I like it when you sleep in the spare room.
(Life after 36 years of marriage.)
Happy B-Day and Happy Anniversary.
LOL, the weird thing is, that barbie actually does look a lot like you. It sort of freaked me out, LOL
Happy Birthday and Anniversary!
:D Have fun and bring me something goooooooood!
Ooh, have fun in Vegas!! I'll look for ya on Monday! You'd better come back rich!!
Seriously? I just got home from Vegas like three hours ago. So lame.