Viva Las Vegas
Thursday, August 21, 2008
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If you experience serious missmes, you can amuse yourself with some of my hardly read pieces from the early days(yeah, May of this year when I started).
This is the first thing I did that got negative feedback, I dissed a lady buying a $15,000 purse and she wrote back pretending to be other people but I could tell it was her because of the URL and it made me laugh, ha!
This is a piece I wrote about a hairy check bouncing client, she was yucky.
This is a piece I wrote on the myth of the feminine mystique where unlike Betty Friedan, I use variants of the word fuck several times. I was ranting, what can I say.
And this is one of my favorites about why nerds are the shizzle. And as a white, middleclass, 35 year old(almost)female, I have clearly identified myself in the nerd group by my use of shizzle.
So amuse yourself until I return Monday and if you've already read all of these then that means you went through my archives, bless you and if I strike it big in Vegas, I'll bring you something back. See you Monday.![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgODM0Wtj_UldAtYgtwcIUjlI2ByGH7wlda8i3nfDPtBRG83mR67bPj6npTBIxxnrQkH5fdWHLMtMzcY3HEOLYblvXGsHOTblnk_NcHBLB5OBYgF3pZXtPOuvdpDA7n30WoRiT6boNpRCA/s400/closed_sign2.jpg)
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Win big and bring something back for me! I've read all of these because I found you before you wrote most of these--imagine!
Congrats on your anniversary and bday! I was going to find you a site on why turning 35 is fabulous, but there were so many I couldn't choose! http://preview.tinyurl.com/hollashizzle35
I hope those nickels win you a fortune! Damn I wish I was going to Vegas. Luuuuuuuucky. Will definitely check out those jewels as I haven´t had time to go through your archives. Thanks for the reading material.
I loved your husband/wife performance reviews.
If my wife and I try that it would sound something like this ...
Her: I don't like it when you fart under the covers at night.
But ...
I like it when you remember to take your Beano.
Me: I don't like that I'm up all night with your snoring so I know you're not awake to be hearing or smelling my farts.
But ...
I like it when you sleep in the spare room.
(Life after 36 years of marriage.)
Happy B-Day and Happy Anniversary.
LOL, the weird thing is, that barbie actually does look a lot like you. It sort of freaked me out, LOL
Happy Birthday and Anniversary!
:D Have fun and bring me something goooooooood!
Ooh, have fun in Vegas!! I'll look for ya on Monday! You'd better come back rich!!
Seriously? I just got home from Vegas like three hours ago. So lame.