Go Sit on the Timeout Chair, I'm Zaftig Dammit

I was in the bath tub last night and my four year old daughter came in to chat with me and keep me company. I suspect she wanted to spend a little time staring at my boobs because she is in this phase right now where she is just fascinated with them. It probably started when I was breastfeeding because they got GIGANTIC and they were out all the time. She's asked me frequently, “when I'm a grownup, my boobs will be big like yours right?'

So same question last night but then she, in all her four year old naiveté followed it up, her voice filled with hopeful expectancy, "when "I'm a grown up my butt will be big like yours right?"

"Oh, god, not if your lucky," I thought. I silently hope she inherited my husband's naturally slender physique and vowed to take up pilates again.

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7 comments:

Spatula said... August 8, 2008 at 8:20 AM  

Izzat your bum in the photo? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Hey, how did your laser-face turn out, after the redness subsided? Was it worth doing?

Dirty Pirate Hooker said... August 8, 2008 at 9:25 AM  

LMAO that's so funny.

When I was pregnant with my punk I was out shopping with my 4 year old niece and trying on clothes and my niece asked if I had a baby in my ass too cause it was so big. Little bitch.

Alice said... August 8, 2008 at 10:55 AM  

Hah!

My favorite moment was doing sit-ups, when BoyChild asked why I was doing them.

'To make my stomach smaller.'

He poked it and said, 'Nope..not yet.'

Petite G. said... August 8, 2008 at 2:17 PM  

I'm so bummed that I can't make it. Just found out my son has some soccer tournament that he has to go to. Damn kids. I'm going to see the finished product though!

Invite me again ok? I was myself but I'd certainly love to be pampered. Do you offer a happy ending as well?

Formerly Fun said... August 8, 2008 at 2:22 PM  

PG- Every ending is happy with me, but we'll miss you.

Jay said... August 8, 2008 at 2:51 PM  

You should be proud that your little girl doesn't want to grow up anorexic! She wants gloriously big boobs and bum. I say good for her! LOL!

Formerly Fun said... August 8, 2008 at 9:07 PM  

spat-yeah, my husband took it on our deck thin morning, I stretched out and he snapped away:) Laser? Meh. I'm going to have 1 more in Sept. so I'll reserve final judgement but at this point not enough chenge for the moola.

dph-baby in your ass, I love it.Wait, what kind nookie were you having that you coulda had a bebe in your bum?? snicker.

Alice-I hope you beat him.

jay-i'm sure the socal body nazis will get her eventually, i really hope not but it's a bit tough being a girl yes?

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