He Said, She Said - 7
Friday, August 8, 2008
Conversations With My Husband
After I spent the better part of the day cleaning.
Me: When I add another day to my work schedule in September, can I get a cleaning lady?
Him: Why don't you just get a cleaning lady now?
Me: Because I'm home most of the week and should be able to get everything done.
Him: Yeah, but then you're going to want to get me involved.
Me: Because I'm home most of the week and should be able to get everything done.
Him: Yeah, but then you're going to want to get me involved.
Same day.
Him: Did you get anything posted today?
Me: Not yet.
Him: Why not.
Me: Because I was mommybitch and I cleaned the house all day.
Him: You should totally put one of those laughing out loud kitties up with something like be right back after the house is clean.
Me: Wuh?
Him: You know, those laughing out loud cats you send me?
Me: You mean Lol cats?
Him: Yeah, lol stands for laughing out loud, duh.
Me: Okay Sparky.
Him: Why not.
Me: Because I was mommybitch and I cleaned the house all day.
Him: You should totally put one of those laughing out loud kitties up with something like be right back after the house is clean.
Me: Wuh?
Him: You know, those laughing out loud cats you send me?
Me: You mean Lol cats?
Him: Yeah, lol stands for laughing out loud, duh.
Me: Okay Sparky.
As we sit in bed discussing the days events.
Him: Did you hear about John Edwards.
Me: John Edwards is a fucking tool.
Him: Total tool, his wife had cancer.
Me: Has cancer and you know, he so would have taken the Democrat nomination if he would have gotten it and then once again, the democrats would have gone down in a blaze of whory man-shame.
Him:Whory man-shame?
Me: I hope he gets ass cancer.
As were watching the Olympics opening ceremonies.
Me: Honey, blah, blah ,blah, kids, blah, blah, spa...
Him: Shhh, (pointing at the tv) girls in uniforms.
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I wonder if John Edwards understands just how close he came to losing the election for the Democrats.
Who cheats on a woman with cancer, anyway? Geez.
No shit meg, see more recent post, I say the same thing. It's depressing really.
"girls in uniforms." Such a boy!
hahaha..."you know, laughing out loud cats?"
your blog = awesome ♥