Top Ten Reasons My Baby is Better Than Your Baby

1.She is self-cleaning
2.She makes a mean souffle
3.She is fluent in Latin, Pig-Latin
4.She does windows
5.She can load your ipod and remove the spyware from your laptop
6.She's a speed reader, thank you Evelyn Wood
7.She has a degree in Ikea furniture assembly
8.She is a master in the art of Bonsai
9.She invented Wikipedia, Jimmy Wales and Larry Sanger just took the credit
10.She is currently negotiating a lasting end to conflict in the middle east

Jealous much?

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