Sarah Larson, He's Just Not That Into You, Filed Under Who Cares

Ladies, George Clooney is officially available again, blech, sorry I just threw up in my mouth a little. He and longtime girlfriend(almost a year) Sarah Larson have parted ways.

She will grace the cover(ouch) of this month’s issue of Harper's Bazaar, apparently gushing about her relationship with the avowed playboy. Oh, that's a little sad. Apparently, she thought they were going to get married. Ladies, if he announces publicly, in many different forums, that he will, never, ever get married again, guess what? Somewhere in Vegas, someone's 15 minutes are coming to an end.

I'm sure Harper's is peeing their pants with excitement to see how many more copies they are going to sell now.

Why is this news?

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Driftwood and Pumpkin said... June 8, 2008 at 1:54 PM  

It's news because we buy the magazines. I am guilty, as charged.

Anonymous said... June 8, 2008 at 8:35 PM  

I know, I'm writing about it right? It irritates me that I even know who she is, that knowing who she is occupies space in my brain, space that could hold info about something important like Darfur or genuine solutions to our dependance on fossil fuels. At least he's an actor, I know of him because he makes movies and I like movies. She ate some bugs on Fear Factor and bedoinked him. Oy.

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