He Said, She Said - 3

Conversations With My Husband

As we are hunkering down to watch a little television after dinner.
Him: Do you want to watch another episode of Star Trek?
Me: No, but I'm going to get rid of the captain's log here in a minute.


As we watch Love in the time of Cholera with Javier Bardiem during a scene where he's weeping after being jilted by his lover.
Me: That's so sad, she totally broke his heart.
Him: Yep, that's why he had to kill all those people in No Country For Old Men.


While we are watching television and an interview comes on with the Penis Puppeteers.
Me: Oh, remember these guys, these are the guys that twist their junk 'til it looks like things like a wristwatch and cheeseburger?
Him: Oh yeah, kind of like the
Vagina Monologues, where they get the vaginas to talk?
Me: That is not what the Vagina Monologues are.


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2 comments:

Anonymous said... July 9, 2008 at 12:17 PM  

You are a funny chick! I like to lurk on here and live vicariously and anonymously through you. I hope you don't mind...

Formerly Fun said... July 9, 2008 at 7:56 PM  

Thanks and I love lurkers, I'm one of those people who can't just write for me, having readers is a huge motivation. So no, I don't mind at all, and you can stay anonymous or you could give yourself a funny made up name, like Moustafa or HeyZues.

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