Top 10 Reasons You Will Never Achieve Your Dreams

1.You have not yet purchased The Secret.
2.Your mom was right, you are just like your father.
3.One word, X-Box.
4.The world isn't ready for the Oprah of Tel Aviv.
5.Your parents never told you, but you are actually a little retarded.
6.Masturbation will never be an Olympic sport.
7.You can't tear yourself away from Lolcats.
8.You didn't commit to achieving the goal by writing it down and reevaluating it often, just kidding, it's cause no one likes you.
9.You've never finished anything.

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Spatula said... July 1, 2008 at 2:22 PM  

#7 will be the doom of me.

Formerly Fun said... July 1, 2008 at 2:40 PM  

Oh Spatula, when I am having a bad day I go there and just laugh 'til ma belly aches.

Lori said... July 1, 2008 at 2:54 PM  

Thanks for the laugh!

Chris in Happy Valley said... July 1, 2008 at 8:47 PM  

#8 - yeah, I knew it. Bastards.

Anonymous said... July 2, 2008 at 8:09 AM  

If it was, I'd have a gold medal.

Wendy said... July 2, 2008 at 9:34 PM  

my list would have Google Reader instead of xbox. oy!

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