5 Reasons I'm Gross

1. I will eat a piece of gum that has tumbled in the bottom of my purse with a bunch of lose change.


2. I sit on public toilets and it often results in a wet bottom because other people squat and pee all over the seat.


3. 10 second rule? How about 10 minute rule.


4. I will stick my babies entire foot in my mouth, two days after her last bath.


5. I will pick out the “good” raspberries in a moldy container and eat them nom, nom, nom.

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8 comments:

MJ said... July 25, 2008 at 11:18 AM  

BAH. I do all of those, except the baby foot thing. But that's only because I don't have a baby.

scatterbrain said... July 25, 2008 at 11:53 AM  

Blech! Gotta stop sitting on public toilets - nasty, nasty, gross!

Making me gag loudly here, wearing *euch* expression.

Babies foot in mouth is totally understandable - I used to bite my son's (clean) butt when he was a baby.

A Free Man said... July 25, 2008 at 5:41 PM  

I think it's a 5 second rule.

Just sayin'.

Lea said... July 26, 2008 at 1:45 AM  

This, together with previous posts on your blog, make me believe you are saner, more grounded and better adjusted than just about any one I know - including me. I am so pleased to have found your blog (through the Dooce ad).

Sani-Wipe Daddy said... July 26, 2008 at 9:58 PM  

Oh Gack! I've kissed that bottom!

Formerly Fun said... July 27, 2008 at 3:41 PM  

MJ- You have a puppy though and I bet you get but butt-licky kisses.

Scatterbrain- Babies butts, add it to my list, well, my babies, not other people's.

a free man- it's only the 5 second rule in your house 'cause you have a dog and if you don't get it by 5 seconds, the dog will.

lea- better adjusted, hmmm, not sure but I do try and thank you for the compliment. Knowing there are people reading and enjoying makes the writing easier and more fun.

sani-wipe daddy- 'kissed that bottom'. Kissed? Is that what we're calling it now?

Maria said... July 28, 2008 at 8:30 AM  

Way to admit that stuff! You should know, though, the 5 second rule does not apply AT ALL. Food Network told me so.

And a toilet paper seat cover? Works great.

P.S. Congratulations on the great review! (I discovered you via AAYSR)

floridagirlinsydney said... August 1, 2008 at 4:28 AM  

I do all of those, except that on #2-- well at least I try to avoid it when possible.

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