He Said, She Said - 5

Conversations With My Husband


We're on the phone and I'm crying about a nasty comment someone left on my blog about me not being funny anymore. (I know, I know but didn't you see the crippling self doubt on the header?)
Him: Oh, cheer up honey, it's probably some loser troll trying to get a rise out of you.
Me: But I don't like criticism(sniffle, blow.)
Him: (Chuckles) But you take it so well.

As I'm focused writing and my husband is pouting because he wants to get laid.
Him: Look at me. I'm typing, typing, typing, typing, blogging, all I do is blog. Did you know I had 4 billion unique visitors today and-
Me: You're just jealous.
Him: Maybe.

As my husband is trying to hump me while I'm reading and pinches my bottom to get my attention because I'm ignoring him.
Him: Do you like that?
Me: Ow(I'm squirming),
Him: What, do you have ants in your pants?
Me: No, they're termites and they eat wood, so watch out.

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10 comments:

A Free Man said... July 30, 2008 at 12:01 AM  

Do you get four billion unique visits a day? I'm impressed...

;)

Bluestreak said... July 30, 2008 at 2:24 AM  

wood (or woodie) eating termites. HAAAAAAAA LOL.

Alice said... July 30, 2008 at 7:47 AM  

I have the opposite problem. Babycakes wants me to stop blogging so he can play World of Warcraft. I'd rather stop to get laid. ; )

Mom said... July 30, 2008 at 8:08 AM  

My husband never plays like that. I wish that he did.

Gypsy said... July 30, 2008 at 8:17 AM  

Why does this all sound so terribly familiar? ;)

Megan said... July 30, 2008 at 9:08 AM  

I was hit by trolls on my YouTube account a while back. Even though I KNEW it was trolls, it still bothered me a bit. Emotions aren't rational.

Elisa said... July 30, 2008 at 9:13 AM  

Was someone really that bitchy? Dude, if you don't like it here, goodbye. Just report them to the Justice League of the Blogosphere! Backpacking Dad is the founder. We'll protect ya.

Rassles said... July 30, 2008 at 12:47 PM  

SHARK WEEK

Ms Picket To You said... July 30, 2008 at 4:27 PM  

totally using that last line. it's not trademarked is it?

Anonymous said... July 30, 2008 at 6:26 PM  

YEAH
I read your blog, a few... okay a little more then a few posts... figured I would somewhere down the line like it,
and no.
Sorry, but it is very boring.
It's so not entertaining.
I don't even mind the pepto bismol color... its kinda cute and girly.
But, YOU got to go.
ta ta
Madison

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