He Said, She Said - 4

Conversations With My Husband

At the airport on the way home after a long 10 days of chasing our eight month old around my mom's un-childproofed house, no sex because the baby slept in our room and a whirlwind of family visits.
Me: Hey, what do you want to do when we get home.
Him: Um, go on vacation.

As we listen to my mom, her mom, and my stepdad upstairs.
Me: I don't think she ever stops talking.
Him: You stop talking sometimes, like when you're mad and it's scary.

In the car as he's having a conversation with my stepdad talking about which states let you carry a concealed weapon.
Him: Yeah, maybe I'll get a permit for a concealed weapon.
Me: You already carry a concealed weapon, it's in your pants.
Him: I suppose I could use it to pistol whip someone.
Me: Just keep it away from me.

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Ed & Jeanne said... July 14, 2008 at 9:02 AM  

"Just keep it away from me"....Errr, you have three kids? Sounds like that didn't happen!

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