Open Letter to My Cat's Veternarian
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Open Letter to My Cat's Veternarian,
Hey you. Yeah you, my eyes, there up here, not where you're lookin. Yes, I know, I have nice tits but do you think you could take your eyes of of them for a moment while you take my cats temperature rectally, cause it looks like your being a little rough.
Uh, K Thanks.
FormerlyFun
This video shows why you have to pay attention to what you're doing.
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I can't think of a comment that won't get me in trouble with Dr. O'C or make me sound like a perv. So, I'll leave it to you to construct your own joke using a common synonym for cat. I'll get you started: Hey vet, why don't you keep you eyes on...
Men are like little insects....must staay awayy from the light...aaaahhh but I'm magically drawn to the light...ahhhhh!
I remember once way back in the day (uh huh..way back that's right), there was this woman who was um...lets just say very well endowed. And she knelt down to tie her shoes...me being a gentleman, politely looked up at the ceiling..but haha for about a split second, much like a moth to the flame. I couldn't help myself and snook in a peek...then of course I shyly looked away. Unlike your vet...who i'm assuming basically looked down? shame on him.
snook = snuck... apparently when talking about them I lose the ability to spell too. *sigh*
a free man-
Ha! Don't get in the doghouse with Dr.OC. And you guys are all pervs, but we like it, it makes us feel just a little superior.
greenbeanfx- here's the deal, we're woman, we're beautiful and soft, curves are feminine and boobs are fun, even we know that. We know you look and that's ok, but you can't stare(I know you are very polite, you've actually been in my house several times and I can attest you are not a dirty little boob starer:) That's the difference between a pubescent male and a man, a man masters the look, look away, a fourteen year old boy fixates.
hah..well not to mention that you're my friend's wife...which is just wrooong! to stare! though you have forgotten man's most valuable skill. Using dark sunglasses, and the concentration involved in mastering the fine art of starring ahead or even in an opposite direction, yet somehow managing to turn those eye balls around 90, or 180 degrees to take a peek. We are Amazing that way! (Ok fine, I must admit, 180 is impossible...but that doesn't mean we don't try!)
That video could have been SOOOO much funnier if the thermometer broke all over the cat due to excess strugglage, and then we had a radioactive superpowered cat on our hands who could fly and kick ass at Rock Band or something.
AMEN SISTA FRIEND!!! Being well endowed up top myself... I understand the temptation to have a looksee but it's way creepy to have them stare as if they are wondering what color your areolas are.
*SNORT* And don't forget the TREAT!!!
I had an eye doctor that used to stare at my boobs. I finally slouched down a little and smiled, he got the message and I got a new eye doctor.
The poor cat, my butt cringed in horror during that video.
You know, I never have that problem of men ogling the girls.
Either I'm too naive to notice, or mine have sunk so low they'd have to stare at my knees.
Dammit.
Oh wait, so men aren't supposed to stare at my rack? Crap. Now I have to start calling them out!