It's Not Even Lunchtime and I've Already Lost the Will to Live

Started the morning with a trip to the market to get an array of beverages for today's liquid fast. I'm going to take a second here to apologize in advance for the blow by colon blow(pun intended)but chronicling it here gives me something to do to get my mind off food. Hubs keeps making up cute rhymes like, "I'll buy you an apple fritter after they check out your wonky shitter." and "When they look up your pooper, I'm sure everything will be super!" Who says romance is dead.


I have consumed some not red jello, tea and chicken broth and already I'm having visions of a butter and cream cheese-laden everything bagel. Like I've stated before, when I'm told I'm not supposed to do something it's nearly impossible for me not to fixate on doing it. The only incentive for me here is not to have the doc get up all into my bidness and then tell me things are a little messy and we have to do it again.


In an hour I start the purging part of this process and if I'm not permanently affixed to the porcelain prince, I will probably update here, lucky you!

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4 comments:

derfina said... October 26, 2008 at 11:15 AM  

ROFL...Ya gotta love a dude who comes up with wonky shitter!

Mountain Lover said... October 26, 2008 at 2:01 PM  

Awwww, true love.

Oh man, that's gotta be nerve-racking. I had a series of tests done for Lupus and RA (family history coupled with weird symptoms and paranoia), they came back negative, but it was pretty scary.

greenbean said... October 26, 2008 at 7:57 PM  

hope it's not diverticulitis, a friend of mine has it. And they had to give up lots of yummy foods...and alcohol =(

MJ said... October 27, 2008 at 12:32 PM  

I used to work for a gastroenterologist, so there's absolutely nothing you could say, do, or show us that would sicken me. Good luck to you.

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