He Said, She Said - 9

Conversations With My Husband
Me: (talking to the cat who is batting at my spoon while I eat some yogurt)Seriously, you can't have any but you can lick it when I'm done.
Him: You talking to me?




Me: Blah, kids, blah, blah, blog, blah, blah, your mother... hey, are you even listening to me?
Him: I've stopped working to Photoshop you some Sarah Palin toilet paper. You're gonna have to cut me some slack.

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6 comments:

SSG said... October 29, 2008 at 1:39 AM  

haha too funny.

Gypsy said... October 29, 2008 at 8:08 AM  

Pah!

mongoliangirl said... October 29, 2008 at 8:38 AM  

Ha ha ha! Hey...at least you know what gets his attention if you really want it. Kinda like how I will say, "I just took my panties off," if Hellbilly needs to pay attention to something he's supposed to remember to get at the grocery store on his way home.

Rassles said... October 29, 2008 at 9:08 AM  

Oh, he's helping you with your blog. How quaint.

Formerly Fun said... October 30, 2008 at 1:10 AM  

ssg/gypsy- he has his moments.

mongoliangirl-
oh, I am so not above baiting him with sex, uh, yeah, cause it works.


rassles-
quaint? he does what I tell him to, (sound of whip cracking).

Rassles said... October 30, 2008 at 2:58 PM  

That's because you dominate. In every way.

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