Fleet EZ-Prep is the Devil
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Ok, so I'm not as good as hubs with the photoshopping, shut up bitches, I did this between horrendous bouts of nausea.
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My sympathies. Just wait til you are older and it is a regular occurrence! {*grin*}
OK, I'm not going to trot out my professional status, but...
Being somewhat of a colonoscopy expert myself (along with a variety of other humbling procedures that I won't go into)(without you buying me dinner and a MaiTai), I will tell you with certainty that the prep is the hardest part. And just when you think you've pooped yourself inside out - there's more!
But, to quote MacCauley Culkin in an old episode of "Will and Grace" - your internist likes "a clean work surface". All the better to see you with, my dear.
Hang in there, hon. You'll soon find you're actually looking forward to having a camera up your starfish!
Oh my! It's like we're living in "Reverso World"! I cannot even begin to express how much I would love some of that EZ Shit stuff about now.
Good luck even though I'm jealous.
It's that bad, huh? I have to have one done in the very near future. Ugh!
Funny story (kind of). My mother was scheduled to have her colonoscopy on July 23, 2004. I remember this because that morning at 4 am I went into labor 10 days early with my son. My poor mother did all the prep and then had to cancel it.
I had to go through that about a year ago and it wasn't fun... Although the stuff they gave me during the exam to relax me. It was very Trippy!
Hey friend - I hope it all goes well and that you are the picture (pun intended) of intestinal health. Having had too many enemas and cameras up my heiny to mention (although I guess I just did . . .) you will get through. The prep ain't easy but it's the most difficult.
Let me know how it goes!
XO
N.
what is that EZ stuff? never heard of it. I hope having cameras up your bum isn't too painful, maybe they let u have a memento photo? err...
Just wondering where the word "memento"comes from. Why not "momento", which i nearly typed. Anyways, good luck hope all goes well!
dan-
regular, pun intended?
baroness-
trot, pun intended? And I will someday ply you with said Mai Tais to hear your war stories. You are right, prep was worst part, but it was really bad.
cap'n- Again with the puns, tastes like ass? go ask Ghost of Keywork, he is a connesiur(sp?)
mongoliangirl-
by all means stay away from EZ prep, it's not EZ, they lie.
sandi-
prep sucked, procedure a breeze.
bitter-
being knocked out was the best part.
nilz-
more puns, stop you guys are killing me, thanks for the kind words.
ssg-
you crack me up, ssg indeed.