He Said, She Said - 8

Conversations With My HusbandAs I stare at our broken kitchen faucet with a towel tied aound it so it doesn't shoot a giant spout of water straight at the ceiling.
Me: This sink has been broken since before we left for WI. Seriously, am I going to have a broken faucet forever?
Him: It's not my fault, they shipped me the wrong piece.
Me: But what are you going to do about it?
(He rubs my shoulders, kisses my neck and steers me in the direction away from the sink.)
Him: What sink?

As we drive in the car and I wistfully contemplate our upcoming anniversary, how I treasure this life we've created for ourselves, how much he meets my needs as a person and as a woman and how deep my love has grown for this man.
Me: After all this time, I still feel like newlyweds.
Him: You're gonna feel like a newlywed in Hawaii because I'm gonna chase you around and bang you the whole time.


He's been complaining for a few weeks about his back, how our bed and the bebe have wrenched his neck. I'm laying in bed as he strips while he's telling me how our crummy bed has wrenched his neck. Once naked he puts his hands on his hips and juts out his pelvis.
Him: Yep, I'm feeling a bit stiff.

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4 comments:

Jay said... September 4, 2008 at 2:00 PM  

LOL! I have fun with conversations with my husband too. ;)

Dirty Pirate Hooker said... September 4, 2008 at 4:14 PM  

LOL, I like your husband. He seems REALLY funny!!!

Formerly Fun said... September 4, 2008 at 5:19 PM  

Jay- I love my hubs so much, I didn't think he was that funny when I first me him because he was reserved and a little nervous so when he finally relaxed and his sense of humor came out, I was like THANK GOD because every other part of him was Aces.

DPH-
He's a good egg and a bad boy all wrapped up in one.

Gypsy said... September 8, 2008 at 11:02 AM  

Ahh, men. :)

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