He Said, She Said - 1

Conversations With My Husband
At the park, watching our kids beat each other with branches play:
Me: When are we gonna leave, I'm bored.
Him: We'll go when one of them gets hurt.


After the kids spent the afternoon playing in the front yard:
Me: Boy child, get your light saber out of the mailbox.
Him: I'm gonna put my light saber in your mailbox.


When our baby said her first word, da-da, on Mother's Day:
Him: She's so smart, she just said da-da.
Me: She still shits her pants, she's not that smart.

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