Bravo G "A" Y List Awards - Red Carpet

I watched this after the Top Chef Finale and oh, it was painful. The award show is on in an hour but let me comment on the red carpet. I like Tim Gunn but he reminded me way too much of Lurch from the Addams Family, no good. What was Lauren Hutton on? She pulled a Paula and a Farah with her incoherent rant and hair twirling. That was just uncomfortable.


Questions, is Gail Simmons(judge from Top Chef) pregnant or has she just gained weight? I looked online and couldn't find anything definitive. Where was naked housewive Alex McCord on the red carpet? That girl showed the whole world her brazilian, I was looking forward to seeing her in clothes again.

This was the most self conscious, uncomfortable red carpet I've ever seen. That's not saying much because I never watch the red carpets before the award shows but this was like a car accident, I couldn't turn it off. I have no idea who the other guy was hosting with Tim Gunn but he sucked. He asked lame ass questions, talked about boobs way to much, made way too many gay references, and not funny ones either. He mentioned bears, leather clubs, barbarella, and he asked the Real Housewives of Orange County if they had ever "hooked up lesbian style," so third grade.

Maybe the awards show will be better, I've been strangely sucked in.

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4 comments:

Sexy Daddy said... June 13, 2008 at 10:46 AM  

I think Justice Scalia would even agree that Bravo's A List Awards falls squarely into the 'torture' category.

Jen said... June 13, 2008 at 8:48 PM  

Lauren Hutton said she didn't sleep but she was on something, she made no sense, it was weird, I skipped the awards show.

Formerly Fun said... June 13, 2008 at 8:52 PM  

S.D.

The torture was that I made you watch it, sorry, I'll get the kneepads.
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Jen

You were smart to move on, it was a one hour Bravo commercial.

JD at I Do Things said... June 14, 2008 at 7:21 AM  

Oh, how did I miss this??? I watched the Top Chef finale. Hmmm. no matter. Bravo will show it again, most likely.

And Gail Simmons? Totally got fat.

JD at I Do Things

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