My Day in Review
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Bebe woke me up early with diaper blow out. -5
After I changed her brought bebe to bed for an early morning snuggle. +20
Bebe still smells very much like peepee. -10
Husband made coffee. +20
Husband did not make breakfast. -10
Husband occupied bebe and let me take long shower. +5
Took shower because I had to go to work. -20
Left the house a few minutes early. +5
Used extra time to stop at fast food place and buy very pricey large diet coke. -10
Forty something Latino drive thru guy told me I looked like a movie star. +25
Waxed a bunch of cha. -5 (+500 if I was a teenage boy)
Got paid $100/hr plus tips to wax vadge. +50
Had to use most of today's take to pay for 4 year old's pre-school. -25
Four year old getting smarter even with little help from mom and dad. +25
Four year old has new friends and thinks mom and dad are boring. -15
Mom and dad have more time to play with each other. +10
Husband got babysitter. +10
Had sushi and saw movie. +20
Babysitter, dinner and movie set us back $$. -100
Psychological benefit spared children frequent beatings. +15
Set aside naughty tennis coach outfit for hubs. +25
Hubs has belly ache from movie chocolate. -20
Hubs sees white tennis skirt and recovers. +100
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Me likum' white tennis skirtum'
*snort* Hmmm. That gives me an idea!
The number rating system works for EVERYTHING.
Your word verifier is wicked. "Sperm."
My math skills are that of a 2nd grader, but I'm willing to guess your hubz feels like he's batting +1000!
sweet as ....
Nothing like a full day...
Somehow it seems to even out.
Well played. Nice tennis skirt.
-If you need real pics of tennis outfit. You let me know! +20
-Running away from hubs as he chases me with a stick for that suggestion. -20
$100 an HOUR? Plus tips? Man, I'm in the wrong line of work. Are there many male coochie waxers?
Looking adorable in picture in post...priceless
I was just thinking - cha waxing pays well! Maybe I should look into it! Seems like a fun job and you set your own hours :-D
So how did the day net out? I can't do math.
One more ninth grader gives me attitude about reading the Odyssey I swear to god I'm outta here...I'm not even that fond of my own vagina but I'd rather spend a whole day with them getting paid $100/hour than with these little hooligans getting paid WAY LESS!!!!!
Maybe if I pretended THEY were vaginas?
That doesn't make sense.
oh silly me read something about waxing cha and thought, she can't be talking about what i think she's talking about till i read your description at the top and thought, ohhhhhhhhhh... she really did mean i thought she meant.
i don't think i'd ever wanna wax a cha (yeah, pretty sure i wouldn't), but ummmm, you go, girlie!!
anyhoo, just stop through... cool post! :)
I think you may have just given me an idea for my new career move.
+1000
But I know damn well cha cha waxers make a fraction of what you make over there. -1000