My Day in Review

Bebe woke me up early with diaper blow out. -5

After I changed her brought bebe to bed for an early morning snuggle. +20

Bebe still smells very much like peepee. -10

Husband made coffee. +20

Husband did not make breakfast. -10

Husband occupied bebe and let me take long shower. +5

Took shower because I had to go to work. -20

Left the house a few minutes early. +5

Used extra time to stop at fast food place and buy very pricey large diet coke. -10

Forty something Latino drive thru guy told me I looked like a movie star. +25

Waxed a bunch of cha. -5 (+500 if I was a teenage boy)

Got paid $100/hr plus tips to wax vadge. +50

Had to use most of today's take to pay for 4 year old's pre-school. -25

Four year old getting smarter even with little help from mom and dad. +25

Four year old has new friends and thinks mom and dad are boring. -15

Mom and dad have more time to play with each other. +10

Husband got babysitter. +10

Had sushi and saw movie. +20

Babysitter, dinner and movie set us back $$. -100

Psychological benefit spared children frequent beatings. +15

Set aside naughty tennis coach outfit for hubs. +25

Hubs has belly ache from movie chocolate. -20

Hubs sees white tennis skirt and recovers. +100

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Anonymous said... November 29, 2008 at 10:58 PM  

Me likum' white tennis skirtum'

derfina said... November 30, 2008 at 8:11 AM  

*snort* Hmmm. That gives me an idea!

Rassles said... November 30, 2008 at 5:10 PM  

The number rating system works for EVERYTHING.

Your word verifier is wicked. "Sperm."

Anonymous said... November 30, 2008 at 7:05 PM  

My math skills are that of a 2nd grader, but I'm willing to guess your hubz feels like he's batting +1000!

Anonymous said... December 1, 2008 at 2:07 AM  

sweet as ....

MJ said... December 1, 2008 at 6:56 AM  

Nothing like a full day...

Gypsy said... December 1, 2008 at 8:20 AM  

Somehow it seems to even out.

Anonymous said... December 1, 2008 at 11:03 AM  

Well played. Nice tennis skirt.

Anonymous said... December 1, 2008 at 11:09 PM  

-If you need real pics of tennis outfit. You let me know! +20

-Running away from hubs as he chases me with a stick for that suggestion. -20

A Free Man said... December 2, 2008 at 1:35 AM  

$100 an HOUR? Plus tips? Man, I'm in the wrong line of work. Are there many male coochie waxers?

Anonymous said... December 2, 2008 at 9:23 AM  

Looking adorable in picture in post...priceless

Spatula said... December 2, 2008 at 7:32 PM  

I was just thinking - cha waxing pays well! Maybe I should look into it! Seems like a fun job and you set your own hours :-D

So how did the day net out? I can't do math.

Anonymous said... December 3, 2008 at 12:54 PM  

One more ninth grader gives me attitude about reading the Odyssey I swear to god I'm outta here...I'm not even that fond of my own vagina but I'd rather spend a whole day with them getting paid $100/hour than with these little hooligans getting paid WAY LESS!!!!!

Maybe if I pretended THEY were vaginas?

That doesn't make sense.

Anonymous said... December 4, 2008 at 1:34 PM  

oh silly me read something about waxing cha and thought, she can't be talking about what i think she's talking about till i read your description at the top and thought, ohhhhhhhhhh... she really did mean i thought she meant.

i don't think i'd ever wanna wax a cha (yeah, pretty sure i wouldn't), but ummmm, you go, girlie!!

anyhoo, just stop through... cool post! :)

Bluestreak said... December 6, 2008 at 8:40 AM  

I think you may have just given me an idea for my new career move.

But I know damn well cha cha waxers make a fraction of what you make over there. -1000

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