This Is Not Going to Hurt A Bit

Anchors away mate. This Saturday, I get the pleasure of performing an inaugural brazilian on a Dirty Pirate Hooker, ahem, I'm sorry, THE Dirty Pirate Hooker. She and I are geographically proximal so she's graciously offered herself up to me to be my victim willing participant in a bit of a social experiment. She will be in fact the first person off the blogosphere that I will meet in person. So apropos that I will see her vadge 5 minutes into our first meeting, it's always like this for me. Every girl I meet wants to get nekkid and spread 'em, this is what it must feel like to be George Clooney. She will be featured on FormerlyFun where she'll write about what it's like to get your cha-cha waxed by me and I will be featured on her site detailing what it's like to detail the Dirty Pirate Hooker. Boys, she'll be ready to walk your plank when I'm done with her. So stay tuned, it's going to get interesting, we're taking pictures.

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Bimbo Baggins said... August 6, 2008 at 10:21 AM  

YAY!!!! I LOVE the pic on this post!

I am soooooo excited I can't even tell you. And terrified as well.

formerly fun said... August 6, 2008 at 10:36 AM  

It looks just like you yes? Don't worry, if you could push a child through your dirty pirate hole, the wax will be no big deal.

Bimbo Baggins said... August 6, 2008 at 10:57 AM  

that's what I'm thinking. well, at least praying for. But for the first time in my life I'm cursing the epidural...

Anonymous said... August 6, 2008 at 2:35 PM  

OOh! Exciting stuff!! I can't wait for the write-up!

Will you Tell All? Warts and all? Well, hopefully not warts, as such, but ... you know. ;)

Anonymous said... August 6, 2008 at 4:48 PM  

This is extremely exciting for me, for all the wrong reasons. I am being vicariously waxed. Maybe "exciting" isn't the correct word.

Anyway, can't wait to read about it.

jean said... August 6, 2008 at 5:27 PM  

Wow you are both so brave. And pictures too! I can't wait. Good luck.

formerly fun said... August 6, 2008 at 8:39 PM  

jay- i'm spilling the secrets of the pirate way. i'll tell you if she cried, how flexible she is and what colour thong she had on. Yeah, if there's warts, I'll have to send her back to sea.

wrh- i'm excited too, alittle nervous but as she said, she's the one laying her vadge before me so really, I have the upper hand.

cndmkr/jean- thanks, she'll do just fine I'm sure, all my moms do, you guys are the toughest beotches there are.

Anonymous said... August 7, 2008 at 3:52 AM  

Can't you just shake hands Ouch! I'm blushing now. When I meet people for the first time I settle for a smile LOL
Maybe I've got hold of the wrong end of the stick..or whatever. Does this person realise what torture lies ahead.

Anonymous said... August 7, 2008 at 10:31 AM  

I'm looking forward to reading about it! I'm a loyal DPH reader and have been contemplated waxing for quite sometime, but am terrified!!!!

Bimbo Baggins said... August 7, 2008 at 11:22 AM  

Janice, yes, I have an idea of what torture lies ahead...but I'm going to be brave! It's for entertainment purposes that I do this. I am just so devoted to my peeps.

And for the record, there are no warts. And FF, I think you'll be quite surprised at just how flexible I am...ever heard of the human pretzel?

lisa said... August 7, 2008 at 6:01 PM  

good luck DPH! It isn't as bad as it may seem. I'll take a brazillion wax over labor pains any day.

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