Get Your Mouth Off That
Tuesday, March 9, 2010

So apparently a bunch of little girls have contracted salmonella from kissing frogs. Thank you Walt Disney. Come on girls, kissing frogs is a metaphor. Not like when mommy says you are making her crazy, that's hyperbole. Or when your parents tell you you're a crybaby that's just honesty. Now, I don't want to minimize the potential dangers of salmonella but girls, FormerlyFun spent a good 15+ years in the dating world and there are way worse things you could have caught than a little dating diarrhea. Take it as a cautionary tale of a cautionary tale, get yourself some yogurt, stay hydrated and when your freshman boyfriend suggests you go under the bleachers(another metaphor), remember what happens when you put things in your mouth.





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7 comments:

sid said... March 10, 2010 at 3:33 AM  

Really? You can get salmonella from kissing a frog? This really is going to make find my prince charming, difficult.

knitinsage said... March 11, 2010 at 6:49 PM  

i wish i'd thought of that blog name -- SO funny!

i'll be following you. not in a scary way.

Meg at Demanding Joy said... March 14, 2010 at 11:49 AM  

Ha! This actually explains quite a bit about my dating experience.

GrumpyGranny said... March 15, 2010 at 2:35 PM  

Thanks for your comment on my blog. Stop by any time!

GG

Anonymous said... March 16, 2010 at 5:41 PM  

LMAO.......and here I have been telling my girls to kiss any frogs or toads we find in the yard....just in case :)

Blues said... March 24, 2010 at 11:31 AM  

I love your dating advice. It's priceless.

A Free Man said... March 25, 2010 at 6:03 PM  

How does one get Salmonella from kissing a frog? What kind of kisses are we talking about, exactly?

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