Ask Formerly Fun - Is my boyfriend a perv?

Dear Formerly Fun,

I have been considering getting a brazilian wax because my boyfriend has talked about it a couple of times. Isn't it weird though since essentially you look like a little girl afterward? I try and do things to keep it fresh in the bedroom but I'm not sure about this one. I figured you do a lot of waxing, what's your take on this? Is it creepy? Should I be worried that my boyfriend wants to see me as hairless as a
Sphynx cat?


Unshorn in Utica

Dear Unshorn,

No one should make you feel like you need to do something like wax your cha in order to get their approval. That being said, I can assure you there is nothing creepy about your beau expressing some interest in seeing you in your full hairless splendor. It's unlikely he's wishing you were prepubescent. Men are visual creatures and the less hair you have, the more they see. You know on those home improvement shows when they talk about trimming your bushes back so as to highlight the architectural features of the house thereby increasing curb appeal? Same thing.

Many men also love the idea that you've prettified the goods for their pleasure, even going so far as to endure some pain to, as I've said before, put the pussy on a pedestal. So if you're up for a little slash and burn and trying to surprise him with a little something different then go for it. Just be prepared for the incoherent mumblings of pleasure and offers of jewelry for you to keep it bald and beautiful.

Your pal,


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Bimbo Baggins said... September 22, 2008 at 5:00 PM  

Ok, I would like to know if these have to be wax related questions, or if they can be any damn thing?

formerly fun said... September 22, 2008 at 6:00 PM  

Oh, just about anything. I'm a little bit of a know it all, had a lot of therapy and I LOVE to talk so ask away. Relationships? How to ask for a raise? Want to know about that wierd bump on your cha? I'm your girl.

Want to know about nuclear fusion? Try wikipedia.

KaritaG said... September 22, 2008 at 7:37 PM  

and, um, the whole "more skin" on skin thing feels pretty damn good too...for both parties!

Anonymous said... September 22, 2008 at 7:52 PM  

I started doing it becuase the guy I dated said he liked it. After we broke up I kept doing it because I loved it. It's like a wash and wear haircut, less daily maintenence.

Anonymous said... September 22, 2008 at 8:05 PM  

Personally, I don't think my v looks good without hair, to much exposed. I think it might frighten the husband.

MJ said... September 23, 2008 at 6:56 AM  

Great post! I have often wondered the same thing, but you answered that quite nicely.

Rassles said... September 23, 2008 at 8:32 AM  

I'm like, terrified of being hairless. What if I have a case of nether-blemishes that have been previously unseen? Or freckles? I don't know if I could deal with freckled nethers. Unless they were cute freckles.

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