What I Learned About Women From Vintage Advertising
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
If you drive a Maserati, a pretty woman would like nothing more than to hold your shaft and give you...a driving lesson.
See the one that's winking at you? She's winking because she's gonna give you the herps and then use that pistol to steal your wallet. Be warned fellas, girls with spiders in their lady business wink a lot.
I'm not exactly sure what they are selling here. Plate collecting? Mousse? Fear of brazilian waxing? Retro-crotch? Merkins?
Santa is a perv and perhaps a stocking fetishist.
InsetDo you want to know that this guy is thinking about how to get more innovative with crotchless panties? Frederick's of Hollywood was wise to drop Mr. Frederick from their ad copy. Looks too much like a FBI Wanted Poster picture.
This is what happens to cougars?
The ad copy reads
"...After one look at his Mr. Leggs slacks, she was ready to have him walk all over her...If you'd like your own doll to doll carpeting, hunt up a pair of these He-Man Mr. Leggs slacks."
This ad tells me that if you have fancy pants it's ok to stand on a pretty lady's head.