He Said, She Said


On a Friday date night.


Him: What movie do you want to see?
Me: A-Team.
Him: You hate shoot 'em up action films, that's so sweet, you're doing it for me, awww..
Me: You and Liam Neeson, arrrrr(drooling.)

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As husband leaves for business trip that Sunday

Me: Ok, I love you so much and just remember...
Him: Remember what?
Me: No whores.
Him: Uh, okay.
Me: And I hope you're plane doesn't go down.
Him: Thanks.
Me: But if it does, thanks in advance for the insurance money, that was awesome of you.
Him: And if it does go down, promise me you'll remarry, you can go after Liam Neeson.
Me: Aw, if you died, I'd have the perfect in, you know hey Liam we're both widowed, wanna
go see the A-Team?
Him: With your luck when my plane goes down, it will land right on Liam Neeson's house.
Me: That would be so sad for me and Liam.

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9 comments:

SSG said... June 28, 2010 at 1:41 AM  

love it

Blues said... June 28, 2010 at 11:54 AM  

Now that's love right there.

Rassles said... June 28, 2010 at 5:53 PM  

It's startling how gray Liam is in that movie. Almost as startling as how much I loved it.

Rene~ AKA Lil Vixen said... July 2, 2010 at 11:20 PM  

Hahaha! This sounds very much like a conversation that me and my fiancee would have. Only it would be about Hugh Jackman. I'm a sucker for the accent and the fact that he can sing and dance. Love all your posts!

Baroness von Bloggenschtern said... July 4, 2010 at 7:26 PM  

Sigh. We really should live closer, you and I. Because if we did, I would have seen the A-Team with you, instead of my husband. And the great thing? No bitchy fighting over who gets who - Mr. Neeson for you (assuming a plane doesn't crash into his home), and Mr. Cooper for me. I love it when a plan comes together...:)

A Free Man said... July 7, 2010 at 10:42 PM  

Liam Neeson? Really?

OK, just had a look and I can see the attraction. Not for me, I mean, but sure.

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Arizaphale said... August 6, 2010 at 1:27 AM  

I can actually see a sort of similarity between AFM and Liam Neeson. Well...a SORT of similarity.....
Thanks for the laugh. You OK? You're quiet.....

Ellie said... August 6, 2010 at 11:31 PM  

Did you watch the film where he is the aggro father looking to get his abducted daughter back (Taken?) I thought that it was going to be shite. So much so, I only managed to catch it on a flight. And I liked it! There's something about Liam.

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