I Had a Very Dramatizing Childhood


My week in review(or thinly veiled reasons why I've been absent).

1. Got the computer herps, husband had to completely reformat very badly wonkified harddrive, so bad actual reformatting took two days.

2. Very busy listening to husband chastise me for broken computer. "Would you stop downloading music already." Uh, sorry it was porn.

3.Was busy thanking husband for said cleaned up computer in a myriad of ways and now am very tired(and a little sore).

4. We got a dog and now have four members of our family who shit at will.

5. Have new business project with husband so have been very busy telling him what to do and how he's doing it wrong.


If you followed me around this week, here are some of the things you would have heard.

I don't think I can keep her away from the poop smear on the wall. -hubs to me trying to simultaneously wipe up dog poo he smeared on the molding while picking it up and holding the bebe back from investigating said poop smear.

Those mean girls dramatized me. -eight year old's best guy friend recounting when a girl classmate was bullying him. You mean traumatized honey. Well, they're girls so I guess you probably were dramatized.

Man, she did it again, you were supposed to be watching her. (new puppy, that I practically begged for that hubs wanted to delay a year, peed on the floor for like the 5th time)Me, with a completely straight face, honey, you were the one that wanted a dog.

Five Year old daughter: And it was a lobster, a real lobster, no really, it was really real, you know, lobster. Eight year old son, (said in complete seriousness) Well, I hope you didn't touch it, you could get rabies. Uh honey, lobsters don't get rabies. Son: Thank god.

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10 comments:

mongoliangirl said... January 23, 2009 at 10:57 AM  

teeheehee You sound like you're living in our house of poo, porn, drama and strangeness.

Gypsy said... January 23, 2009 at 1:04 PM  

Thank God lobsters don't have rabies. Can you imagine? *shudder*

Oh, Christ, that cracks me up.

Arizaphale said... January 23, 2009 at 6:21 PM  

I wish I had a husband who could reformat my 'slower than treacle' hard drive. He just keeps telling me that the computer is old and needs replacing. Geez some salesmen must have made a load of money out of him through the years. Come to think of it, one just did this week. His car broke so he bought a new one. >:-(
He will not be feeling 'tired or sore' for some time until I get over THIS one I can tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: That lobster baby is the cutest thing I have seen in some time.

A Free Man said... January 24, 2009 at 3:27 AM  

What kind of dog did you get? Dogs rule!

ghost of keywork said... January 25, 2009 at 9:58 PM  

Whatever, this all sounds like a front to cover for a week of uncontrollable masturbation and boozing. I'm on to you, which is much worse than 'I'm on you' for those of you keeping score at home.

rachie! said... January 26, 2009 at 2:01 PM  

oh formerlyfun, i'm so glad you are back. mainly so that when I come to your blog I don't have to see the maniacal pigtailed satan with her blood sandwich. Here's to potty training and a great next week!

catherinette said... January 26, 2009 at 5:41 PM  

Sounds like you had such a splendid week! It's got to be good when there's poop on the walls.

tysdaddy said... January 28, 2009 at 4:57 AM  

My dog is old and has forgotten that when dogs shit, they should 1) do it the fuck outside, and 2) they should probably stop trying to walk around while it's hanging from their ass.

I feel bad for her . . .

Dirty Pirate Hooker said... January 28, 2009 at 9:45 AM  

LOL well you sound like you've been a busy beaver! hehehe, I said beaver.

Practically Joe said... January 28, 2009 at 9:22 PM  

We husbands are always getting bossed around!

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